Are we signing a Premiership player next week?

Are we?

Who could this be?

Michael Owen............Naaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Gareth McCleary................Naaaaaaaaaa!

Any thoughts? Dom Dom Dommmmm!

Danny Higginbottom!

agreed johnshaft007...higgingbottom is being conected to us by some press hacks.....

Just call him shafty Mac !

Dan Harding from Soton, crafty media???

Are we getting a Vava Voom from the PREM? Are we?

RVP ?

Naa.... their buyin a new team bus.... it`s a Renault !!!

Welcome Dan !

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I tellya what though, you could cut & paste them comments for every single signing. I see straight through it.

Guedioura seems genuine.

But if the group can find the common goal, and togetherness from any reason, be it Money, maybe heaven forbid career progression and self respect? then we will be OK.

The AP conditions of signing, "was the right player with the right attitude", I heard that again from SOD so hopefully we are back to that intention.

And no stellas, I hope the Arabians whenever seeing any head sway from Player Coach Manager, banishes these to the Sahara Desert. UNITY needed.

Miller Derbyshire and Greening, are in the spotlight!