STUFF
STEP CHANGE AT FOREST CLUB
STEP 1: Al Hasawis buy Forest Club.
STEP 2: Al Hasawis sack Cottonreel.
STEP 3: Al Hasawis cancel USA tour.
STEP 4: Al Hasawis will run Forest Club jointly. Frank Clark is "ambassador", and Mister Arthur is given an important cupboard somewhere.
STEP 5: Al Hasawis tell the football world to "look out", and receive spontaneous applause.
STEP 6: Al Hasawis will announce the new manager in a few days...
...but it won't be Mick McCarthorse (we can call him that again). This means, of course that the Al Hasawis are complete failures and we are all going to die.
STEP 7: Everybody dies.
No but seriously, this is turning out to be great fun. Not everybody dying, of course - that would be a bit of a bummer - but all the mediamongs and the forumboys and the twitterati being consistently wrong-footed by events. It's like watching a blind cat fight which you'll know, if you've ever watched one, is inferior in entertainment value only to filling wellington boots with nettles. Ah, those were the days.
STRESS AND PIE ARE BACK HELLO HELLO! FLOCKING LOL!